One of my very good friends, Jennifer James, has just released her first book, Love Kinection! It is fantastic fun, sensual read, and so full of nerdy references that everybody should be happy! To celebrate, she's here with Abby Fine, the heroine of the story. Please help me give her a very warm welcome!
Interviewing Abby Fine (Geektastic Heroine of LOVE KINECTION)
I wish I was more like Abby.
Anyway, I lured her with the promise of take out Chinese and Ben & Jerry’s. We’re doing this interview, and then watching some Dr. Who on Netflix. We both have a serious David Tennant crush.
Jennifer James: Abby! So glad you came over!
Abby Fine: Oh, of course. Uh, are any of your other friends here this time? Like the big guy with the pointy teeth? I don’t have a problem with cos play, but he seemed a little too into it.
JJ: Oh, no, it’s just us. Look, Chinese over there, remote for the t.v., spoons for ice cream…
AF: Perfect. Ah, you even got out the big soup spoons for the Phish Food. That’s awesome.
JJ: Of course. So, tell me about the thing you’re wearing.
AF: Thing? Where? *looks over her outfit, confused.*
JJ: You know, that thing. * I point to the thing in question and she grins.*
AF: Oh, that thing. What, you don’t want me to say what it is?
JJ: *shaking my head no* I don’t want to give any spoilers about your story.
AF: Ahh… Well, I love it. It’s totally me. And Tom. Us. Together. Crap, this is hard to do. I feel like I’m trying to speak in text or something.
JJ: Have you seen any sign of your sister and her husband since—
AF: *glares* No, thank God. The jerks. If I had my own TARDIS, I’d totally go back in time and shave Char—
JJ: Don’t say his name! It’s like invoking evil. Remember, in every horror movie, if you say it out loud, it comes true.
AF: *laughs* Yeah, like in Cabin In The Woods, the kids read from the diary of the zombie hillbilly family, so that’s what came to kill them.
JJ: I loved the part with the unicorn. And the elevator cubey thing of death choices. Oh, and the part with the two way mirror.
AF: Uh, how about seeing Amy Acker? She’s amazing. OH! Oh! How about the office pool?
JJ: *giggles* Such a Joss thing to do.
AF: Agreed. So, if I had a TARDIS, I’d go back in time, and shave the d*ckhead whose name shall not pass my lips’s head right before our first date. But only a few patches. And also his eyebrows. Yeah. The eyebrows would be gone for sure.
JJ: *laughing uncontrollably* Oh, Abby, wasn’t what you did to him that one morning enough? I mean, it was in front of Tom and everything.
AF: Nope. *she grabs three cartons of Chinese* C’mon, I’m starving.
JJ: There’s no way you’ll eat all of that.
AF: Sure I will. I’m super hungry these days.
JJ: And why would that be?
AF: *winks* Ask Tom about how practice is going….
With time split between a day job staring at teeth, two little girls, college courses, workaholic husband, and too many voices in her head, Jennifer still finds time to sneak off and devour all the books she can find – even if it means hiding in the closet to read them.
She insists on her jokes being dirty, drinks spiked, and tattoos placed in intriguing, muscular places you can only find when the clothes come off.
Blogs she contributes to:
Love Scenes and Wet Dreams
LOVE KINECTION is now available!(Not to be pushy, but you save a buck if you buy through the publisher. Any ebook format you like. J )
***I’ve got a set of Romance Trading Cards up for grabs to one lucky commenter (contest goes through the 7th)! So, tell me, Cabin in the Woods or The Avengers? (If you can’t decide, give me a great argument why.) I feel like we need to spread around some Joss Whedon love…. You can obviously see Abby’s card up there, here’s Tom’s, the book cover (back of the cards) and the blurb card.***