Saturday, March 22, 2014

REVIEW: A Damned Good Rogering by Roger Frank Selby

***This book was originally reviewed for My Secret Romance.***
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Summary:

Spanning the adult ambit, this collection of steamy short stories from erotica superstar Roger Frank Selby is sure to suit all tastes, no matter how hot. Treat yourself to A Damned Good Rogering this season, courtesy of Roger Frank Selby and House of Erotica.

The stories include:

Catch of the Night
A spectacularly sexy science fiction tale.
On a waterworld with no continents, the female descendents of the crew of a crashed starship have genetically adapted faster to the aquatic conditions while the men lag behind. And on such a world, drastic mating methods are required!

The Farmer's Gun
Farmer Johnson is concered. Farmhand Tom seems a bit slow, but Mrs Johnson finds him well up to the mark. She discovers a use for him, aleviating the pressure of milk over-production after she breast feeds. After a close call relieving Tom’s pressure in the cowshed, she delays further adventures until her husband is away. But come market day, farmer Johnson returns unexpectedly...

Up Periscope!
When an attractive female officer helicoptered aboard a submarine at sea triggers the security alarm, just who among the all-male crew is to perform the mandatory full strip-search? It turns out that two marine NCOs are required - but is this something Lieutenant Laura Lacey knows already?

Thou Shalt Not Covet
Jake can't believe his luck when a plumbing emergency gets him inside his sexy neighbour's house while the other half's at work, especially when something as simple as wet feet leads to strange but encouraging behaviour on her part. Heavenly poolside frolics with the neighbour's partner become complicated on her husband's return from Germany - with an equally stunning fraulein!

Milking and Spanking Mrs Goodbody
Ms Goodbody is Mr and Mrs Brown's favourite bed and breakfast landlady until they find out that she has committed a violation of their privacy while the couple perform their exotic lovemaking!
Clearly some appropriate punishment is in order befitting the landlady’s outstanding physical attributes. The couple soon discover her ability to supply milk from her large breasts. On the way, the voluptuous landlady helps the couple advance a few boundaries of their own, in this outrageous threesome adventure.

Thoughts:

I usually like a little romance with my smut, but only two of these stories held a lick of romance and I still enjoyed it, like the good little smut addict that I am. Being that there’s multiple stories, I’ll just touch a little on my feel for each one. Just keep in mind that I can’t say too much because they’re each only about ten to fifteen pages long.

Catch of the Night is interesting, though a little alien in feeling. It’s a bit of an awkward scenario for me as a female is captured and enticed into servicing the crew that captured her. I wouldn’t call it a gangbang, as it wasn’t quite that raunchy and it was really quite gentle, but there’s zero romance involved. The ending though leaves you interested in the world, which makes me a little sad that the story is just a little short like it is.

The Farmer’s Gun is one of the two that has a hint of romance. It starts out feeling awkward and naughty as the wife has a little affair, but the ending has an understanding and acceptance that is actually pretty heartwarming. I also love the pun in the title. Reminds me of the rhyme “This is my weapon, this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun.” I hope I got that right…anyway, can you guess which is actually the focus of the story? *grin*

Up Periscope! is more what I expected from the book given the title of the collection. I was expecting a more military focus, but this is the only story that has it. There’s a little surprise seduction of subordinates, and a little dominating punishment. It’s fun, sexy and satisfying.

Thou Shalt Not Covet is naughty and a little mysterious. The central message is “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife” and the ending is funny in the way they deliver that message by hinting at the solution to the mystery, which I was surprised I didn’t see coming.

Milking And Spanking Ms. Goodbody is the final story, and the name alone sounds naughty. It’s also very straightforward as that’s exactly what happens. However, this is the other one that has a hint of romance. Ms. Goodbody is landlady to a B&B and she’s caught spying on a sexy couple, and her voyeurism is turned into a living fantasy.

So if you’re looking for just a little dirty naughtiness in various ways, go ahead and give A Damned Good Rogering a try as it’s certainly an erotic quickie at only about fifty-five pages total.


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